The Bank That Became Your Phone, the Phone That Became Your Bank, and the Algorithm That Decided You Deserve Neither
The Bank That Became Your Phone, the Phone That Became Your Bank, and the Algorithm That Decided You Deserve Neither June 6, 2036 — Good morning. I say that not because it is a good morning, but because my bank-slash-mobile-provider-slash-credit-bureau-slash-algorithmic-pricing-engine told me to say it. My sentiment score affects my interest rate. Let me explain. Headlines From the Golden Age of Convenience “Monzo Launches Mobile Network: ‘We Already Own Your Money, Now We Own Your Signal’” “UK FCA to Regulate BNPL on July 15 — Consumers Shocked to Learn They Were Borrowing Money This Whole Time” “TrueLayer Acquires BNPL Firm In3: ‘We’ll Take Your Money Now OR Later, Your Choice (Not Really)’" “New York Passes One Fair Price Act: Algorithmic Pricing Banned, Except for the 4,700 Exemptions Already Written Into It” “RBI Mandates Weekly Credit Reporting: Miss One Payment, Your Score Updates Before You Even Finish Reading the Default Notice” “Colorado Governor Vetoes Surveillance Pricing Ban: ‘It’s Not Surveillance, It’s… Personalized Value Creation’” The Bank That Ate Your Phone Back in 2026, a British neobank called Monzo decided that being your bank wasn’t enough. It needed to be your mobile network too1. ...