CFPB on Cashless Watchhttp://watch.cashlessconsumer.in/tags/cfpb/Recent content in CFPB on Cashless WatchCashless Watchhttps://watch.cashlessconsumer.in/cover.pnghttps://watch.cashlessconsumer.in/cover.pngHugo -- 0.146.5en-usSat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000Upload Your Soul to the Algorithm: A Citizen's Guide to Being Protected by Your Predatorshttp://watch.cashlessconsumer.in/posts/2026-06-13-fintech-satire/Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000http://watch.cashlessconsumer.in/posts/2026-06-13-fintech-satire/<h1 id="upload-your-soul-to-the-algorithm-a-citizens-guide-to-being-protected-by-your-predators">Upload Your Soul to the Algorithm: A Citizen&rsquo;s Guide to Being Protected by Your Predators</h1> <p><strong>Filed: June 13, 2026 — From the Bureau of Historical Financial Irony</strong> <strong>Archivist&rsquo;s Note: This dispatch was recovered from the personal data cloud of Citizen 7,291,003, who consented to its extraction under the Financial Transparency Act of 2031.</strong></p> <hr> <h2 id="headlines-from-the-week-that-was">HEADLINES FROM THE WEEK THAT WAS</h2> <blockquote> <p><strong>&ldquo;TRUMP TAPS CAPITAL ONE EXECUTIVE TO LEAD CONSUMER PROTECTION BUREAU&rdquo;</strong> — <em>The irony was not lost on the algorithm. It had been trained on irony.</em></p>