Upload Your Soul to the Algorithm: A Citizen's Guide to Being Protected by Your Predators
Upload Your Soul to the Algorithm: A Citizen’s Guide to Being Protected by Your Predators Filed: June 13, 2026 — From the Bureau of Historical Financial Irony Archivist’s Note: This dispatch was recovered from the personal data cloud of Citizen 7,291,003, who consented to its extraction under the Financial Transparency Act of 2031. HEADLINES FROM THE WEEK THAT WAS “TRUMP TAPS CAPITAL ONE EXECUTIVE TO LEAD CONSUMER PROTECTION BUREAU” — The irony was not lost on the algorithm. It had been trained on irony. ...